The BarelyTech Terms of Service
(Effective Date: When You Agreed to Use Our Site Instead of Doing Something Productive)
By clicking, scrolling, commenting, or simply breathing in the general direction of BarelyTech (“The Site,” “We,” “Us”), you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree, you are free to stop using our site, but we promise that whatever you’re doing instead is probably more unremarkable than our reviews.
1. The Content (It’s Ours, You Can Look)
Intellectual Property: All the brilliantly mediocre content (videos, reviews, text, the logo) is our property. You can share it (please do! we need views!), but you cannot sell it, try to claim you made it, or use it to launch a competing, more unremarkable review channel. That’s our niche.
The Nature of Reviews: The reviews on The Site are purely the subjective opinions, commentary, and often thinly-veiled satire of the reviewer(s). They are for entertainment and informational purposes only. We are not providing expert financial, technical, or life advice. If you bought a product solely because we made fun of it, that’s on you. We are not responsible for your subsequent buyer’s remorse, device malfunction, or general disappointment.
2. User Conduct (Don’t Be That Person)
You agree not to use the site to:
Be a Jerk: No harassment, spam, hate speech, or general bad behavior in the comments. Debate the merits of the latest mediocre gadget all you want, but keep it civil. We reserve the right to ban you for any reason, particularly if you misuse the term “literally.”
Break the Internet: Don’t hack, spam, or try to take down our website. It’s barely holding together as it is. We will not hesitate to report illegal activities, and frankly, you’d be embarrassed to explain to a judge why you targeted a channel named “The Unremarkable Review.”
Post Illicit Content: No illegal, copyrighted, or truly vile content. We are a family-friendly-ish channel.
3. Disclaimers of Liability (The Boring But Important Bit)
“As Is” Basis: The Site and all content are provided “as is” with all faults. We make no warranties, express or implied, that your use of the site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or result in you becoming rich, famous, or finally understanding how cryptocurrency works.
Limitation of Liability: You agree that The Unremarkable Review (BarelyTech) will not be liable for any damages (direct, indirect, incidental, or bizarre) resulting from your use or inability to use the site. This includes, but is not limited to, the loss of data, a sudden existential crisis, or the realization that you just spent twenty minutes watching a review about a cable adapter.
4. Changes to These Terms
We can change these terms at any time. We will post a notice on this page. If you keep using the site, it means you agree to the new terms, even if they include a clause about giving us your favorite socks. (Kidding… maybe.)